We recently got a new (to us) car. It's the third car we've had in as many years. It's the first car I've ever owned that makes me worry about my eternal soul.
As you can hear in the video above, when it's put in Drive it seems to be chanting something just under the threshold of mere human consciousness. I fear it is calling out to the Heavenly Host or Legion, and unfortnately, those entitites are covered neither by the standard bumper-to-bumper nor powertrain warranties provided by the manufacturer.
Originally there was a video of absolutely brutal Oregon Coast traffic here, but since it's so big I streamed it from archive.org. Well, archive.org does analytics and I don't care much for analytics, so you'll have to go check out the video on the archive.org site with full warning they'll probably analyze ya.